THE CREATION: Beta 0.9

>THE CREATION: Beta 0.9

>

>In the beginning there was the computer.  And God said

>c:\Let there be light!

>Enter user id.

>c:\God

>Enter password.

>c:\Omniscient

>Password incorrect.  Try again.

>c:\Omnipotent

>Password incorrect.  Try again.

>c:\Technocrat

>And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

>c:\Let there be light!

>Unrecognizable command.  Try again.

>c:\Create light

>Done

>c:\Run heaven and earth

>And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

>And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

>And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

>c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

>Unrecognizable command.  Try again.

>c:\Create firmament

>Done.

>c:\Run firmament

>And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

>And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

>And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

>c:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together

>unto one place and let the dry land appear and

>Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

>c:\Create dry_land

>Done.

>c:\Run firmament

>And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

>And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

>And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

>c:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the

>day from the night

>Unspecified type. Try again.

>c:\Create sun_moon_stars

>Done

>c:\Run sun_moon_stars

>And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

>And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

>And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

>c:\Create fish

>Done

>c:\Create fowl

>Done

>c:\Run fish, fowl

>And God created the great sea monsters and

>every living creature that creepeth wherewith

>the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged

>fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.

>And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

>And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

>c:\Create cattle

>Done

>c:\Create creepy_things

>Done

>c:\Now let us make a human in our image

>Unspecified type. Try again.

>c:\Create a human

>Done

>c:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish

>the earth and subdue it and have dominion

>over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and

>over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

>Too many command operands. Try again.

>c:\Run multiplication

>Execution terminated. 6 errors.

>c:\Insert breath

>Done

>c:\Run multiplication

>Execution terminated. 5 errors.

>c:\Move man to Garden of Eden

>File Garden of Eden does not exist.

>c:\Create Garden.edn

>Done

>c:\Move humankind to Garden.edn

>Done

>c:\Run multiplication

>Execution terminated. 4 errors.

>c:\Copy woman from man

>Done

>c:\Run multiplication

>Execution terminated. 2 errors.

>c:\Create desire

>Done

>c:\Run multiplication

>And God saw man and woman being fruitful and

>multiplying in Garden.edn

>Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

>c:\Create freewill

>Done

>c:\Run freewill

>And God saw man and woman being fruitful and

>multiplying in Garden.edn

>Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

>c:\Undo desire

>Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

>c:\Destroy freewil

>Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

>Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

>c:\Help

>Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

>Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

>Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

>c:\Create tree_of_knowledge

>And God saw man and woman being fruitful and

>multiplying in Garden.edn

>Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

>c:\Create good, evil

>Done

>c:\Activate evil

>And God saw he had created shame.

>Warning system error in sector E95.

>Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.

>c:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

>Search failed.

>c:\Delete shame

>Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

>c:\Destroy freewill

>Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

>Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

>c:\Stop

>Unrecognizable command. Try again

>c:\Break

>c:\Break

>c:\Break

>ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:

>COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR

>REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.

>PLEASE LOG OFF.

>c:\Create new world

>You have exceeded your allocated file space.

>You must destroy old files

>before new ones can be created.

>c:\Destroy earth

>Destroy earth: Please confirm.

>c:\Destroy earth confirmed

>COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.

>SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT

>6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

>And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

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